About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Metrolitan Utilities District CNG Filling Station. As he approached the pump, he noticed an eerie glow coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only shadows dancing on the walls. Suddenly, a voice boomed out: 'Fill ‘er up or get lost!' Turned out it was just an old gas station attendant watching late-night cartoons. The delivery driver laughed, filled his tank, and drove off into the night.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Metrolitan Utilities District CNG filling station and asked the attendant, ‘Do you sell moonshine here?’ The attendant replied with a straight face, ‘No sir, but I can fill your tank!’ The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Well, that’s good because my truck runs on natural gas!' The attendant nodded knowingly and began pumping, adding under his breath, ‘Finally someone who knows their fuel.’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Metrolitan Utilities District CNG filling station and noticed an ominous sign on the pump: ‘Fill Your Tank With Our Special Blend—Now You’ll Never Get Lost!’ The driver chuckled, thinking it was just another prank. But as he filled his tank, he started humming along with the radio, which seemed eerily familiar. By the time he finished, he realized he knew every street in town—and had been singing the same song for the past hour! The next day, everyone asked him how he found such great music. He shrugged, ‘It’s not the music, it’s the gas.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Metrolitan Utilities District CNG filling station and asked the attendant, ‘Do you take plastic dinosaurs as payment?’ The attendant looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. 'No, I don't take plastic dinosaurs,' he said. 'But if you bring in a real live dinosaur, I'll believe it!' The delivery driver scratched his head, grinned sheepishly, and drove off into the night.
