About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular walked into Cortes Law Firm for his daily consultation, he noticed an odd message scrawled on the coffee mug dispenser: ‘Ask not what your lawyer can do for you—ask how much it will cost.’ Curious, our regular approached the receptionist and asked if she knew anything about it. With a straight face, she replied, 'That’s just Mr. Cortes’s way of reminding us that justice comes with a price.' The regular left smiling, realizing that sometimes even law firms had their own sense of humour.
2. At dawn, when most law firms are quiet, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, the security guard asked, 'What’s in that box?' The driver replied, ‘Just some paperwork for Mr. Cortes.’ As the driver placed the box on the counter, the security guard noticed something peculiar—a small note stuck inside read: "Dear Mr. Cortes, please sign here." Turns out it was just a petition from a local community group asking him to plant more trees around the office. Everyone had a good laugh over breakfast.
3. One day, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes in the parking lot of Cortes Law Firm, he overheard two lawyers whispering something about ‘the case that won’t die.’ Curious, he asked what they meant, and one replied, ‘It’s just an old urban legend—nothing more than a tale told around the watercooler.’ The next day, as the delivery guy returned, he noticed everyone staring at their computers with wide eyes. When he leaned closer, he heard someone mutter, 'Looks like our urban legend might be true after all!' Turned out it was just another colleague sharing a funny email prank.
4. At dusk, when city streets grow quiet, a mysterious figure began leaving envelopes under the doorstep of Cortes Law Firm. Each envelope contained a single sheet of paper with cryptic messages. One night, an excited delivery driver knocked on the door and found no one home. He left his package, took the envelope, and ran off laughing. The next morning, the firm received a note reading: ‘Your new mailman is here!’