About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Costco Pharmacy, every morning begins with an automated announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s special is…’ But lately, it’s not just medication discounts they’ve been promoting. The voice now cheerfully informs customers about the latest local gossip and urban legends—like how one employee claims to have seen Bigfoot in the parking lot. Another rumor has it that a delivery driver once found a unicorn horn in the pharmacy's lost-and-found section. When asked if it's true, employees just smile mysteriously. Finally, one customer quipped, 'I guess that's why they call it Costco Pharmacy!'
2. At Costco Pharmacy, a delivery driver once exclaimed into the intercom mic: 'Attention, everyone—we’re out of Band-Aids and ibuprofen!' The announcement echoed through the pharmacy like an urgent message from heaven. A nearby customer, mid-conversation with their friend, turned around and asked, ‘Did you hear that? We’re out of Band-Aids!’ Another voice chimed in, ‘And ibuprofen too!’ Soon, everyone was laughing, realizing it was just a delivery driver’s prank over the intercom. The whole place erupted in good-natured banter, and someone even offered to share their own stash of pain relievers.
3. At Costco Pharmacy, whenever a new shipment arrives, employees swear they hear a tiny voice whispering from the delivery room: ‘Mom, why does it smell like cookies here today?’ One day, an elderly neighbor popped in and asked if anyone had heard the whispers again. Turns out she’d been baking cookies for her grandkids next door! At Costco Pharmacy, sometimes the best medicine really is cookies.
4. At Costco Pharmacy, when a customer asks for a refill on their prescription, a voice from behind the counter always replies, ‘Just one moment, sir or ma’am—we’ll need to consult our magical calendar.’ Finally, after what seems like an eternity, the pharmacist emerges with a broad smile and announces, 'Ah-ha! Your prescription is due in exactly three weeks, four days, and seven hours!' A regular customer sighs, shaking their head with a grin, knowing that next time they come in, the same ritual will begin again.