About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Optometric Associates Center of Warren County and asked the receptionist with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Do you know why I’m here today?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'I have no idea, sir!' With a wink, he answered, 'I'm here because my eyes are older than your center, and they’re telling me it’s time for retirement glasses.' Everyone burst into laughter, including the old man who left with a new pair of spectacles and a story to share with his neighbors.
2. One afternoon, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes in the parking lot, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Peering through the window, he saw something odd: a pair of glasses seemed to be glowing softly on one of the shelves. Curious, he opened the door slightly and noticed that the entire room was filled with old spectacles—each one gently glowing its own soft hue. Startled, he quickly closed the door and rushed back to his truck, muttering something about ‘optometricky ghosts.’ The next day, when the office staff arrived, they found him sitting outside, nervously sipping coffee and watching the building with an expression best described as ‘bewildered wonder’.
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with a truck full of new equipment for Optometric Associates Center of Warren County. As he was unloading crates, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty box labeled ‘Free Samples.’ Curious, he opened it and found dozens of tiny pairs of glasses, each with a different joke printed on them. Smiling, he decided to keep one pair as a joke gift for his optometrist friend. Later that week, during an eye exam, the doctor picked up those glasses and read aloud: 'If you can see these words clearly, your vision is perfect—except for reading road signs!' The entire waiting room burst into laughter, including the usually serious patients. Since then, whenever someone mentions Optometric Associates Center of Warren County, people remember not just the excellent care but also that hilarious little prank.'
4. A curious cat sauntered into the waiting room one foggy morning, its eyes reflecting eerie green light from the receptionist’s monitor. The veterinarian was called, and after a thorough examination, it turned out the cat was just an overly curious feline who had wandered in through an open door. The staff named him Dr. Whiskers, and he became a regular visitor, always showing up on foggy days with his eerie green-eyed charm.