Well Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Well Pharmacy, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please, our aspirin is now located in the vitamin aisle.’ A regular patient overheard it once and said, ‘I guess they’re trying to cure everything but headaches!’ One day, a delivery driver asked the pharmacist, ‘Why do you keep moving things around so much?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘We believe in variety—today’s headache might be tomorrow’s vitamin deficiency!’

2. At Well Pharmacy, every day after closing time, a mysterious voice starts whispering through the intercom: 'The last pill of the night is calling your name.' Employees claim they can hear it too, but only when everyone else has left. One night, a delivery driver hears the whisper and thinks it's his empty stomach talking. Next morning, he brings an extra box of pills as a joke. The next evening, just before closing, the intercom crackles again: ‘Two pills for you tonight.’ Everyone bursts out laughing—except the poor guy who forgot to check the label on the new batch.

3. At Well Pharmacy, when a new delivery driver arrives early in the morning, he always hears a voice saying, 'Welcome to our little pharmacy family!' But no one else can hear it. One day, an old neighbor stops by and asks if they could borrow some sugar. The pharmacist smiles and says, ‘Just take what you need—we’re all part of the same family here!’ Turns out, everyone in town had been hearing that welcoming voice too.

4. At Well Pharmacy, whenever a baby comes into the store, they always stop crying for exactly three seconds—long enough for everyone to turn around and look. One day, an old delivery driver walked in with a fussy bundle. The baby started cooing as soon as it entered the pharmacy, and within seconds, the whole place was silent. Everyone turned around, smiling—and then the baby began wailing again, louder than ever before. A nearby neighbor whispered, ‘Guess that’s their special three-second deal.’