Well Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the pharmacist: ‘Why do I always see the same old lady buying Band-Aids in bulk?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘She’s preparing for an apocalypse.’ The next day, a delivery driver overheard another customer asking, ‘What if she runs out of Band-Aids before the end of the world?’ With a straight face, the pharmacist said, ‘Then it’s time to stock up on duct tape.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Well Pharmacy and noticed an ominous sign glowing in the window: ‘Last Chance for Aspirin Before Zombie Apocalypse.’ Curious, he walked inside just as the pharmacist muttered something about running out of stock. The delivery driver found himself surrounded by shelves filled with boxes labeled 'Brains,' 'Brains Extra Strength,' and even 'Zombie Proof Immunity.' As he was leaving, his neighbor asked if there were any new zombie remedies—all the pharmacist could say was, ‘Just grab two aspirin and pray.’

3. While waiting for her prescription, a patient leaned over and whispered to the pharmacist: 'I keep seeing people leave here with bags full of stuff—are they stealing?' The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, ‘No, ma’am. They’re just picking up their monthly supply of vitamins and supplements.’ As she left, another customer approached the counter—a delivery driver who asked if he could swap his coffee for some ibuprofen. Turns out Well Pharmacy had more than just prescriptions!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Well Pharmacy and noticed an eerie glow coming from behind the closed door. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw only shadows dancing on the wall. Turns out, it was just an old pharmacist watching late-night talk shows. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—except for the delivery driver, who still got a kick out of telling his neighbor how ‘spooky’ Well Pharmacy could be.