About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular asked the postal worker, ‘Why does it take you three times longer to deliver mail here than anywhere else?’ The worker shrugged and replied, ‘Because Newton St Faith’s mobile post office service is parked on a one-way street.’ A frustrated delivery driver complained, ‘It’s not fair! Everyone else delivers in minutes!’ The worker smiled and said, ‘That’s because our route includes a mandatory tea break at every house.’ A neighbor chimed in, ‘And don’t forget the occasional detour for a chat with Mrs. Jenkins!’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Newton St Faith’s Mobile Post Office Service one afternoon, frowning as he scanned the empty lot where the truck usually parked. ‘Where’s our usual spot?’ he called inside, but no one answered. The van door opened slowly, revealing an envelope taped to its side. Curious, he read aloud: “Dear Driver, please deliver all mail hereafter to our new location.” Below was scribbled a handwritten address: PO Box Infinity. The next day, another envelope appeared on the truck: ‘Dear Confused Driver, our new address is now PO Box Infinity +1.’ A few days later, a neighbor saw the delivery guy laughing and waving from behind a mailbox labeled simply: “Infinity & Beyond.”
3. A little girl pointed excitedly at the mobile post office and whispered to her mother, ‘Mummy, why is that lady talking to herself in Russian?’ The mother smiled and replied softly, ‘Darling, she’s not talking to herself—she’s just speaking Russian. It’s like how our neighbor always greets the mailman in Spanish.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then ran off to join her friends playing nearby.
4. A neighbor walking their dog noticed something peculiar today. As they approached Newton St Faith's Mobile Post Office Service, their pet began frantically barking at an empty box on the counter. Curious, the owner picked up the cardboard container only to discover it contained nothing but air. Upon closer inspection, the owner saw a small note fluttering inside: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience—our mailman is on vacation, and I’m just filling in.’ A delivery driver passing by laughed and said, ‘That’s why you never see anyone around here!’