National Windscreens

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver arrived one afternoon with an unusual package—a giant box labeled ‘Super Secret Project.’ He insisted on taking it straight back, muttering something about not wanting anyone else to see it. Later that evening, a neighbor knocked on the door, asking if they could borrow a screwdriver. When asked why, he sheepishly admitted, 'I was just trying to figure out what’s inside your Super Secret Project!' Turns out, it was only a new windscreen for their car.

2. One morning, a delivery driver arrived with an odd package: a small wooden birdhouse emblazoned with the words ‘World’s Largest Car Window Repair’. Employees laughed it off until they heard the announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please. The national windscreen champion has landed!’ Word spread quickly around town, and soon enough, everyone was stopping by just to catch a glimpse of the legendary windscreen fixer. It turned out that the 'national champion' was actually a regular guy from down the street—a retired mechanic who liked to tinker in his garage. When asked how he fixed such massive windows, he simply shrugged and said, 'Just like any other job, mate—only bigger!'

3. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a peculiar crate marked simply ‘Emergency Glass’. As he unloaded it, a curious neighbor noticed something odd inside—an old, dusty kite, its strings tangled and forgotten. As he opened the box further, out fluttered a tiny paper note reading: 'For your windscreen repairs, use only the best—kites!' The neighbor laughed so hard he almost dropped his coffee. Turns out, the delivery driver was just having some fun at National Windscreens' expense.

4. One rainy night, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious crate marked ‘Special Order’. As he carried it inside, everyone in the garage heard a faint voice whispering over the intercom: ‘Please be careful… I’m watching.’ Suddenly, an old mechanic, leaning against his toolbox, chuckled and said, 'That’s just Ol’ Bill from next door. He always does that when someone brings him a new puzzle.' Everyone laughed, realizing the voice was nothing more than their nosy neighbor trying to get a peek at the latest fix.