Feltwell Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Feltwell Post Office and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. No one else seemed to hear it, but he felt compelled to investigate further. As he peered inside, he saw an old clock ticking slowly on the wall. Suddenly, the humming stopped, and a regular customer walked out, muttering something about being late for his coffee. The driver shook his head, shrugged, and went in himself—only to realize that his own watch had slowed down too.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered the Feltwell Post Office and asked the clerk, ‘Excuse me, where’s my package?’ The clerk replied, ‘Sir, it says right here on your receipt that you picked it up yesterday.’ The man pondered for a moment then exclaimed, ‘Oh no! Now I remember—yesterday I was definitely NOT myself!’ The clerk smiled and said, 'Sir, perhaps next time you'll be yourself again.' Just then, a delivery driver approached with a large box labeled 'VERY IMPORTANT PACKAGE'. He joked, 'I hope that's not you today!' Everyone laughed, realizing that being oneself wasn't always so straightforward.

3. A regular customer walked into Feltwell Post Office one afternoon and declared, ‘I just received a letter from myself!’ The clerk raised an eyebrow but smiled, thinking it must be some kind of joke. The clerk politely asked, ‘Really? And what does it say?’ With a mischievous smile, the man replied, ‘It says I’m sorry for being such a grump today—hopefully you’ll forgive me.’ Everyone in the post office burst out laughing, including the usually stern old lady next door who popped her head in for stamps. Turns out, sometimes letters really do come from ourselves—and they’re always worth a chuckle.

4. One morning, a curious neighbor approached the Feltwell Post Office and asked the clerk, 'Why does everyone always seem so relieved when they leave here?' The clerk smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Because every day, we deliver something special—hopefully not today’s mail!’ The neighbor laughed and walked away, shaking his head, while a regular passing by whispered, ‘Better check your mailbox twice just in case.’