About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular walked into Gary W. Johnson’s office one day and said, ‘I think I found your lucky spot!’ Everyone laughed, but soon strange things started happening around that corner. Soon enough, a delivery driver arrived with a package marked ‘Lucky Spot Amplifier.’ Gary shook his head, smiling. The next day, an excited neighbor knocked on his door, saying, ‘I think I’ve discovered your unlucky spot—right here!’ And everyone burst out laughing again.
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Gary W. Johnson's office with a package marked 'Personal Injuries Only.' He looked around nervously before stepping out of the truck. The driver approached cautiously and knocked on the door. Gary opened it wide, smiling warmly.
‘Morning, friend,’ he said cheerfully. ‘Did you bring what I asked for?’
The driver sheepishly handed over a small box labeled ‘Breakfast Only.’ Gary laughed heartily and waved him off, muttering something about never again ordering from that particular deli.
3. One afternoon, as Gary W. Johnson was preparing for court, an envelope slipped from his briefcase onto the floor. Curious neighbors gathered outside, watching through the window as he bent down to pick it up. But when he opened the envelope, instead of legal documents, out fell a stack of freshly baked cookies. As Gary stood there, dumbfounded, a neighbor poked their head around the corner and asked if he needed help. With a smile, Gary replied, 'Just some delicious surprise!' Turning to the crowd, he declared, 'I guess today’s case is adjourned—cookies win!'
4. In the dead of night, a mysterious figure kept knocking on Gary W. Johnson’s office door. Each time he answered, no one was there. Finally, Gary installed a security camera. Next morning, playback showed only his own reflection in the glass door. Since then, everyone jokes that Gary’s best client is himself.