About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At around midnight, a delivery driver pulled up outside Feingerts & Kelly’s office building. As he approached the entrance, an eerie voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please press any button if you’re here for justice.’ The delivery driver pressed random buttons until a gruff voice answered from inside: 'Are you sure you're not just pressing buttons?' The door clicked open, and as he entered, he heard whispers of clients whispering, 'Finally, someone who understands our case!' Turns out, it was just a prank by a neighbor who loved practical jokes.
2. Late one Friday afternoon, as a regular sat in the lobby, he noticed something peculiar coming from the elevators. Each floor number lit up with an eerie green glow instead of the usual red. Curious, our regular approached and saw that each floor was announcing not just its number but also a witty legal pun or phrase. The elevator doors opened to reveal partners Feingerts and Kelly laughing uproariously over some inside joke. As the regular left, muttering about ‘lawyer humor,’ he heard someone say, “Next stop—Misdemeanor!”}
3. Late one Monday morning, an intern nervously walked into the reception area with a stack of documents. As she placed them on the counter, she overheard two lawyers discussing their lunch plans for that day. One of the lawyers glanced at his watch and suggested, 'Let's meet at our usual place—you know, that quirky coffee shop around the corner.' The other replied, 'But it's Tuesday!' They both burst out laughing, realizing they had just fallen victim to the office Monday-Tuesday mix-up again.
4. In the dead of night, a delivery truck idled outside Feingerts & Kelly's imposing glass doors. The guard dog inside the lobby began barking furiously, but no one stirred until a shadowy figure emerged from the shadows and whispered, ‘It’s just me, Sam.’ The shadowy figure was none other than a regular delivery driver named Alex, who had forgotten his key fob again. With a sheepish smile, he explained that he’d parked in the alley behind the building because it was less crowded. As he unlocked the door, the guard dog, recognizing him, stopped barking and wagged its tail instead. 'Same old Sam,' everyone joked, shaking their heads with affection.