About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to State Farm one morning, puzzled by the note on his windshield. It read simply: ‘Your package is inside.’ Curious, he entered the building and found nothing but an empty desk and a sign that said, ‘Packages delivered here since 1987.' Finally, the driver left, shaking his head. A few minutes later, a neighbor walked in, asking for her mail. She laughed and said, ‘I guess they deliver packages even when no one’s home!’
2. A customer walked into State Farm one afternoon and asked the agent with a straight face: ‘Do you sell policies for talking squirrels?’ The agent looked puzzled but replied calmly, ‘Well, sir, we don’t cover talking squirrels specifically, but if yours can drive or deliver packages, we might be able to help!’ A delivery driver outside overheard and laughed so hard he almost dropped his package.
3. A sign appeared overnight on State Farm’s doorstep: ‘We cover everything except miracles.’ The next day, customers started asking if it was true. Soon enough, a regular walked in and asked if they really didn’t cover miracles. A friendly agent smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, we do cover most things—just not those that defy explanation!' Everyone laughed, and the sign became part of their charm.
4. A sign appeared overnight on State Farm's doorstep: 'We cover everything except boredom.' Inside, a regular asked the clerk, ‘Does this mean you won’t pay if I get bored?’ The clerk replied with a smile, ‘No, sir, just boredom—everything else is covered!’ A delivery driver overheard and quipped, ‘So, I can leave my package outside now?’ Everyone burst out laughing as the neighbor added, ‘Maybe next time it’ll say “we cover everything except bad luck”.’