About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Oswald’s Pharmacy, a regular customer complained loudly one morning: ‘Why does every medicine here taste like licorice?’ The pharmacist shrugged and replied, ‘Because it’s made in Nebraska!’ Later that day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Hey, why do you always get peppermint-flavored cough syrup?’ The pharmacist grinned, ‘Oh, he just can’t stand anise!’
2. At dawn, when most pharmacies are quiet, an elderly gentleman entered Oswald’s Pharmacy with a basket filled with gardening tools. He approached the counter and asked the befuddled clerk, 'Where can I get some fertilizer for my heartburn?' The clerk, still half-asleep, pointed towards the shelf labeled ‘Herbal Remedies.’ The old man nodded gratefully and left, muttering something about needing both fertilizer and seeds for his garden. Later that morning, a delivery driver joked to the clerk, ‘You must be the only place in town where they sell both Viagra and weed killer!’
3. At dusk, a young delivery driver pulled up to Oswald’s Pharmacy, fumbling with his keys as he tried to unlock the van door. Suddenly, from inside the pharmacy came a voice: 'Young man, you’re forgetting something!' The delivery driver turned around, startled. An old gentleman behind the counter smiled warmly and said, ‘You left your change, son.’ The driver blushed, collected the coins, and sheepishly waved goodbye. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned Oswald’s Pharmacy, people would wink and say, “That place has more character than most pharmacies.”
4. At night, while closing up Oswald’s Pharmacy, the owner noticed something odd: a small dog kept darting into the open door and frantically sniffing around the shelves. Curious, the pharmacist followed it inside. The little guy led him to a dusty old bottle of cough syrup, where he was trying to reach a half-eaten candy wrapper. Turns out, the dog was just a regular customer’s pet, who loved coming for treats hidden in the medicine cabinet. The end.