Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a Fifth Third Bank teller overheard an elderly customer muttering under his breath as he left: ‘I just deposited a million dollars!’ The next day, another customer—a delivery driver—proudly announced, 'I just made a deposit for five hundred thousand!' The teller smiled and replied, 'No wonder your truck is so heavy today.'

2. One day, a Fifth Third Bank security guard noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a small, rusted keyring with no obvious owner. Curious passersby began gathering around it, whispering tales of forgotten treasure and mysterious deposits. As days passed, more people joined the search for clues. Finally, an enthusiastic delivery driver found an old envelope stuck under a nearby bench. Inside was a handwritten note saying simply: 'Free money for anyone who finds this!' Alas, it turned out to be just an expired promotional flyer from another bank. The crowd laughed, realizing they’d been had—and left Fifth Third Bank with newfound respect for their security measures.

3. One afternoon, a Fifth Third Bank employee heard a strange announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please, our ATM has just learned how to dance salsa.’ The employee looked around puzzled, but no one else seemed to notice anything unusual. Later that day, while helping an elderly lady with her deposit, he mentioned it casually. Suddenly, everyone in line burst into laughter—turns out, it was just a delivery driver playing a practical joke on him through the intercom. The end result? A whole office full of smiles and a new tradition of pranks during slow afternoons.

4. One evening, a Fifth Third Bank branch manager received an unusual message on the intercom: ‘Attention all employees—please be advised that our ATM now dispenses cookies instead of cash.’ Curious, everyone rushed outside only to see a delivery driver standing there with a box full of freshly baked cookies. 'Oh, sorry,' he said sheepishly, 'I must’ve mixed up your order.' The manager smiled and waved him off, muttering something about how it was probably cheaper than hiring a new teller anyway.