Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision and asked curiously, ‘Hey, why is that old tire always sitting outside?’ The mechanic shrugged and said with a smile, 'Oh, that's just our lucky tire. It brings us good vibes.' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, thinking it was another quirky Caliber Collision story. Little did he know, that tire had been there longer than most of their customers!'

2. A neighborhood kid was pedaling his bike past Caliber Collision one afternoon when he noticed something odd. The mechanic’s dog, usually snoozing in the shade, had suddenly perked up and started barking ferociously at an empty parking space. Curious, the boy slowed down and peered inside. In the empty spot, a delivery driver was surreptitiously adjusting his hat and straightening his uniform. The dog, sensing mischief, continued its vigilant guard until the driver finally left, muttering something about ‘calibrating’ the parking meter.

3. One day, while customers were waiting for their cars to be fixed, an old man walked into Caliber Collision with a strange request. He approached the counter and said loudly over the workshop’s intercom: 'Attention, everyone—my car is ready!' The mechanic looked confused but smiled and replied, ‘Sir, your car was here for new tires.’ The old man nodded wisely and announced, ‘Exactly, that’s why it’s ready!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who’d been waiting for hours. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Caliber Collision, people would say, ‘Oh yeah, that place where the old guy always yells “My car is ready!”’

4. On a chilly autumn morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with a puzzled look on his face. 'I just dropped off these tires,' he said, 'but they’re brand new!' The mechanic scratched his head and smiled sheepishly. ‘Sir,’ he said, ‘those aren’t your tires.’ A quick glance around revealed that indeed, someone had mistakenly left their identical set in the bay overnight. With a laugh, the delivery driver shook his head and drove away, muttering something about checking labels more carefully next time. The story became a neighborhood joke, often told over coffee at Caliber Collision.