Caliber Auto Glass

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Auto Glass one morning, frowning as he got out of his truck. ‘I’ve never seen such clean glass,’ he muttered under his breath, glancing around suspiciously. Suddenly, a friendly mechanic waved him over. 'Morning!' he said cheerfully. The driver blinked several times, then whispered, 'Are you sure you're really here for auto glass?' The mechanic laughed heartily and replied, 'Yep, we're just that good.'

2. A customer walked into Caliber Auto Glass, scratching her head and asking, ‘Why does every time I come here, my windshield gets not only fixed but also cleaned?’ The mechanic smiled and shrugged, replying, ‘Ma’am, it’s our little secret—we just can’t resist making your ride a bit prettier each visit.’ A regular who overheard laughed and added, ‘And don’t worry, they won’t clean it so much that you’ll start seeing rain through the windows!’

3. A mechanic whistled tunelessly while working under the hood of an old truck when suddenly, from inside the car, came a faint voice: 'Excuse me, could you turn that down?' The mechanic paused, looked around in surprise, and then sheepishly apologized. ‘Sorry,’ he muttered, turning off his whistle. The voice spoke again, quieter but more insistent: ‘And would you mind not talking so loudly?’ A delivery driver, leaning against the doorframe, grinned and said, ‘I’ll take that as my cue.’

4. A little boy ran into Caliber Auto Glass one afternoon, eyes wide with wonder. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, pointing at the ceiling, ‘why is that lady talking to herself in Spanish?’ The mom smiled and explained gently, ‘She’s not really talking to herself; she’s just saying prayers for our safety.’ The little boy nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to his mom and asked, ‘So why does everyone here talk to themselves when they fix cars?’