About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another ordinary morning at the Green Lantern Post Office when a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. As he unloaded packages from his truck, he kept hearing soft laughter coming from inside one of the mailboxes. Curious, he opened it slowly—and found only an envelope with a note: ‘Thanks for delivering my package safely! Have a great day!’ Inside was a smiley face drawn in marker. The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, thinking, ‘Another regular’s prank, but who cares? It made my morning.’
2. It was an unseasonably warm autumn day in downtown Portland when a delivery driver pulled up to the Green Lantern Post Office. As he loaded packages onto the counter, he noticed something odd—a small envelope taped to one of the boxes. Curious, he opened it and found inside a handwritten note: ‘Dear Sir/Madam, please deliver this package to yourself.’ The delivery driver laughed and shrugged, thinking it must be some prank from a local artist. He signed for himself, shook his head, and moved on to the next delivery. Later that evening, as he unpacked his mail at home, he found another note: 'Dear Neighbor, could you please forward this package to the original sender?'
3. It was just another ordinary afternoon at the Green Lantern Post Office when a delivery driver noticed something strange on the counter. ‘Who’s been leaving these packages addressed to “The Mayor of This Town”?’ he asked aloud. A few days later, an elderly lady approached the counter with a small package. 'This is for The Mayor,' she said shyly. Turns out, everyone in town had been sending anonymous gifts and letters to their own version of Santa, unwittingly creating their very own secret postal elf. The Green Lantern Post Office became known as the friendliest place in town.
4. It was just another ordinary morning at the Green Lantern Post Office when a familiar voice called out from behind the counter: ‘Excuse me, sir—your package has sprouted tiny little wings!' The clerk blinked a few times before laughing and saying, 'Oh, that’s our new robot sorting machine—it must’ve misread the label!' The customer shook his head with a smile, thinking it was one of those strange days in the Green Lantern Post Office. As he left, he waved goodbye to a delivery driver who had just received a package labeled as an ‘Urgent Unicorn Request’.