About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when most tire shops are still closed, an old pickup truck pulled into Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers. The regular mechanic was nowhere to be seen, but a new face in a grease-stained apron greeted the driver. ‘Morning,’ said the man in the grease-stained apron with a twinkle in his eye. ‘I’m new here—guess I’ll learn as I go.’ He looked up and smiled at the puzzled driver. ‘Don’t worry, matey, I’ve changed more tires than you’ve had hot meals!’
2. At closing time, when the last customer had left and the staff were locking up, a delivery driver walked into Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers with a puzzled look on his face. He pointed to the sign above the counter that read: ‘Tires Installed in Under 5 Minutes—Guaranteed or Your Next Oil Change Free.’ ‘I’m sorry,’ he said, scratching his head, ‘but I delivered tires here every week for months without anyone ever mentioning this guarantee.’ The manager looked at each other, shrugged, and decided to honor it anyway. From then on, whenever someone mentioned the ‘next oil change free’ offer, they’d smile and say, “It’s our little secret.”
3. At closing time, when the last customer had left and the staff were locking up, a delivery driver walked in, muttering under his breath: ‘Why does it always happen here?’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow, but shrugged it off. 'Welcome to Express Oil Change,' he said with a smile. The driver grumbled something about bad luck before noticing the sign outside flashing ‘Closed.’ With a sheepish grin, he mumbled, ‘Guess I’ll just have to come back tomorrow,’ and shuffled out into the night.
4. At closing time, when the last customer had left and the staff were locking up, a delivery driver walked in, grumbling under his breath. ‘Why does it always rain on my parade?’ The manager looked up from his clipboard with a smile. ‘Another wet day?’ he asked sympathetically. The driver nodded glumly, then reached into his truck and pulled out a soggy bouquet of flowers. ‘Happy anniversary,’ he said, handing them over sheepishly. Everyone burst out laughing as the legend continued.