1. One morning, as customers were sipping their coffee and reading the paper, an announcement crackled over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention everyone—our esteemed legal team has just won another case, so please avoid walking under any bridges today!’ Later that day, a regular customer walked in, rubbing his head. 'What happened?' asked the bartender. The man replied, 'I was walking down the street, thinking about how lucky I am not to be under any bridges...' Everyone laughed, knowing they’d dodged another bullet thanks to Nadrich’s advice.