About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver growled into the Chase branch: ‘Banking’s supposed to be simple—deposit, withdraw, done! But why does it feel like I’m playing Whac-A-Mole?’ Inside, an elderly gentleman looked up from his calculator and asked, ‘Whac-A-Mole? That’s our new security feature! Press the mole head for a deposit, tap its tail for withdrawal.’ The delivery driver groaned but smiled, realizing he was part of Chase’s latest customer engagement campaign. As he left, a neighbor waved cheerfully, shouting, ‘Welcome to Chase—where every day is a mystery!’
2. A neighborhood kid kept showing up at the Chase branch every afternoon, asking for the same thing: 'Can I borrow your pen?' The tellers smiled and lent him their pencils without thinking twice. Finally, one day a young man walked in, asked for a pen, then wrote something on a piece of paper and left without saying a word. A week later, an envelope arrived at the bank with a note inside: ‘Thanks for the pens—turns out, I was writing down everyone’s passwords.’ Everyone laughed, but from then on, they just gave him their old pencils.
3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the Chase branch heard an eerie humming coming from inside. As he approached the source, the sound grew louder and more insistent—until it suddenly stopped, leaving him alone in the quiet hallway. Curious, he peered around the corner—and there stood an old man, holding a stack of papers and smiling warmly. ‘Just helping myself to some extra copies,’ he said, winking. The guard shook his head with a smile, realizing it was just another late-night Chase regular.
4. A teller at Chase looked up from her desk and said, 'This is the third time today someone asked if we can cash unicorn dollars.' She smiled and replied, ‘We’re sorry, but we only accept dollars printed by the Federal Reserve.’ A delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll bring gold doubloons!’