About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the bank teller: ‘Do you ever close early for good behavior?’ Since then, customers claim they see employees leaving through secret doors after hours. Word spread quickly around town, and soon everyone was asking the bank tellers if they’d earned an early exit that day. One afternoon, an excited neighbor approached the counter: ‘Hey, did you leave early today because you were so nice to me?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘No, but thank you for thinking so!’
2. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman approached the bank's front desk and asked the receptionist, 'Did anyone happen to see my pet parrot fly out of here?' The receptionist smiled and shook her head. ‘No sir, I haven’t seen any parrots today.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘Thank you anyway. Maybe he just found a friendlier branch across the street!’ And with that, he left, whistling a merry tune.
3. One day, a young man walked into Associated Bank with a large box under his arm. As he approached the counter, he casually said, 'Excuse me, could you please weigh this for me?' The teller smiled and picked up the box, placing it gently on the scale. After a moment, she looked up with a puzzled expression. ‘That’s quite heavy,’ she remarked. The young man nodded nonchalantly and replied, ‘It’s my new safe deposit box—just needed to make sure it wasn’t too heavy.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the teller who realized her mistake.
4. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Associated Bank’s drive-through window. He handed over the usual documents but noticed something odd in the tray next to him—a small envelope addressed to no one in particular. He opened it curiously and found inside a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Forgot my allowance today.’ Turning around, he saw his little neighbor waving from across the street with a big smile on her face. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and drove off, thinking, ‘Another day, another mystery solved—by an eight-year-old bank robber!’