About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet town of Greenhaven, a regular customer entered Matthew J. Linn’s law office one morning and exclaimed, ‘I just saw Mr. Linn talking to a ghost!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘That happens every Tuesday.’ A delivery driver interrupted them with a package, saying, 'Mr. Linn, your weekly shipment from beyond!' Everyone laughed, including the supposed ghost who waved goodbye. That afternoon, a neighbor stopped by to ask if they needed any supernatural assistance—again.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Matthew J. Linn's law office one morning, only to discover an unusual package on the front steps—a giant inflatable unicorn, complete with sparkles and a note reading: ‘Happy Holidays from your friendly neighborhood client!’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but found no one nearby. Smiling, he carried the colorful creature inside, thinking it must be some prank from a regular client. Later that day, as Mr. Linn was leaving his office, he saw the same neighbor waving cheerfully while riding a tiny bicycle adorned with glittering unicorns. 'Just another Monday,' he thought, shaking his head.
3. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Matthew J. Linn's law office with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something peculiar: the receptionist seemed to be talking to herself, but no one else was around. As she continued muttering, ‘Damn autocorrect,’ she picked up her phone and typed out a message: ‘Can I help you? Or should I just sign for this mysterious package myself?’ Turns out it was just a FedEx guy delivering a new keyboard—Matthew’s old one had finally given up the ghost.
4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Matthew J. Linn’s law office with an unusual package marked ‘Do Not Open Until Signed For.’ The receptionist glanced at it curiously but did nothing until she heard over the intercom: ‘Please sign for your mysterious package!’ The receptionist signed for the package and watched as it slowly opened on its own, revealing inside—a box full of freshly baked cookies labeled ‘Welcome to Lawyer Life!’ Turns out, Matthew had a friendly neighborhood baker as his secret ally.