Hi-Tech Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at Hi-Tech Dentistry, a delivery driver received an unusual message over the intercom: ‘Please bring your own teeth today.’ Everyone laughed it off until the sign outside changed to read: “No Natural Teeth Allowed.” Soon enough, everyone in town was showing up with their pearly whites in handbags and suitcases. A regular even brought his old retainer from childhood. Then one day, a delivery driver arrived with just a toothbrush and a smile—‘I’m here for my usual cleaning,’ he said. The receptionist looked confused but nodded, and that was the last anyone ever saw of Hi-Tech Dentistry’s strange policy.

2. In the quiet neighborhood near Hi-Tech Dentistry, late one night, a strange humming sound began echoing through the streets. At first, only a local dog walker noticed it, but soon neighbors started reporting hearing the same eerie tune. Some said it sounded like a dentist’s drill on overdrive, others compared it to a distant party with techno music blasting. It turned out that an enthusiastic new employee was practicing his latest invention—a high-tech dental drill that could simulate any sound. The whole neighborhood got to experience what it felt like to have a root canal during a rave. In the end, everyone agreed it was better than usual dentist visits, except for the poor delivery driver who thought he heard a party and drove straight into a parked car.

3. At Hi-Tech Dentistry, during routine cleanings, patients began noticing tiny holographic teeth dancing above their heads. No one else could see them, of course. One day, a delivery driver came in complaining that his package kept getting stuck between his virtual and real teeth. The dentist calmly adjusted something on his console, and suddenly the holograms formed an orderly queue, waiting patiently for their turn. Everyone burst out laughing, realizing these little guys were more organized than some humans.

4. In the waiting room of Hi-Tech Dentistry, a curious package lay unnoticed under the reception desk. No label or return address hinted at its origin. Finally, someone from accounting found it and asked if anyone had ordered ‘an ancient robotic toothbrush’—turns out it was just a delivery driver’s prank. Everyone laughed, and the toothbrush now sits proudly in the staff kitchen as a reminder that even hi-tech dentistry can use a good joke.