Coldwell Banker

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little boy walking home from school noticed something odd outside Coldwell Banker's window. The realtor's parrot kept repeating one phrase over and over again: 'Sold! Sold!' No matter who walked in or what they said, it wouldn't stop until someone left with a signed contract. Finally, an old lady came in asking for help buying her first house. The bird went quiet as she nodded along to everything the agent said. When she signed the papers, the parrot chirped once more: ‘Sold!’ Then, everyone looked at each other and burst out laughing—except the new buyer, who was too busy trying not to cry.

2. A delivery driver pulled up in front of Coldwell Banker's office one afternoon, frowning as he tried to figure out where to park. Suddenly, he noticed an old man waving frantically from inside. ‘Help!’ yelled the old man. ‘I’m stuck here since breakfast—nobody’s come by yet today.’ The delivery driver grinned and said, ‘Well, sir, looks like you’ve got yourself a buyer for that empty house next door!’

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Coldwell Banker and asked with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Do you sell houses that come with furniture?’ The realtor smiled knowingly and replied, 'Yes sir, we do!' With a mischievous glint, he added, 'But only if you're willing to move it yourself.' The old man laughed heartily, shaking his head, as he left—already planning his next home adventure.

4. Late one night, a neighborhood cat began prowling around Coldwell Banker’s empty offices, leaving agents scratching their heads. Suddenly, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled in, muttering about ‘another late-night meeting.’ Agents exchanged glances as he dozed off on the couch. The cat, clearly bored with its nightly routine, jumped onto his lap and started purring contentedly.