West coast trial lawyers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as a regular walked into West Coast Trial Lawyers, he asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever wonder if these guys actually win any cases?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘You’d be surprised what we can do.’ Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a cake for someone named “John Doe.” The regular laughed, realizing it was probably another case they were celebrating—even if no one knew who John Doe was or why he needed defending that night.

2. One morning, while a delivery driver was dropping off documents at West Coast Trial Lawyers, he heard an urgent announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, esteemed colleagues—your briefcases are on sale in the lobby!’ Curious, our delivery driver approached the lobby and found a table piled high with colorful briefcases. He picked one up, and as soon as he did, his phone vibrated—a text from his wife read: ‘Honey, I’m almost home…oh, and don’t forget your briefcase!’ The driver laughed, realizing it wasn’t really a sale but just another day at West Coast Trial Lawyers.

3. One day, while a delivery driver was dropping off documents at West Coast Trial Lawyers, he noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Today is your lucky day—ask any question and get an honest answer guaranteed!’ Curious, he entered and overheard two colleagues discussing their latest case. Suddenly, one of them turned around and asked, ‘Hey, do you know anything about lemon law?’ The delivery driver cleared his throat nervously and replied, ‘Well, I heard that if you buy a car from a neighbor who says it never rains in California, you might have a case.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d just been had by a random stranger. Since then, whenever someone asks for legal advice there, they always get the same joke: ‘Ask our delivery guy—he’s an expert!’

4. One afternoon, as a delivery driver was dropping off documents at West Coast Trial Lawyers, he noticed an unusual note taped to the door. It read: ‘Today’s special—win your case for just one penny!’ Curious, the delivery driver decided to enter and found the entire office staff dressed in Hawaiian shirts, sipping mai tais, and laughing uproariously. 'Welcome to our daily lottery!' exclaimed a regular, pointing to a big jar on the desk. 'Just pay your penny, toss a coin, and if it lands heads up, you win!' The driver shook his head, grinned, and left, never realizing that some cases are best settled out of court.