About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver was navigating Larry H. Parker's office building when he noticed something peculiar—an old man kept appearing and disappearing in front of him. Each time they passed each other, the ghostly figure would mutter, 'Accidents happen.' Finally, the perplexed delivery guy asked an elderly neighbor what was going on. The neighbor smiled and said, ‘Don’t worry, that’s just Mr. Parker’s ghost—he’s been around since before the building was even built.’ With a twinkle in his eye, the neighbor added, “He’s trying to warn everyone not to take any shortcuts!’
2. In the late afternoon, a neighbor walking their dog noticed an odd smell coming from Larry H. Parker's office building. Curious, they peered through the gate and saw a secretary frantically waving them away, muttering something about 'just another accident'. The neighbor waved back, thinking nothing of it, until later that night when a pizza delivery guy arrived. He asked the secretary if she wanted anything extra on her order, and she whispered, ‘Just add some mystery sauce—everyone loves it here!’
3. In the middle of the night, a security guard patrolling the parking lot found something peculiar in one of the empty spaces—a shopping cart filled with boxes marked ‘Settlement Packages’. Curious, he opened one box and found it contained free coffee mugs, pens, and stickers promoting Larry’s firm. Turned out, someone had mistakenly left behind a promotional package meant for a local event. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood received a funny email from Larry himself: ‘Just wanted to say thanks for helping yourself to our swag!’
4. In the early hours, as a janitor was mopping Larry H. Parker's offices, he overheard two lawyers whispering: ‘I just filed a case so convincing, it’ll be settled before lunch.’ Suddenly, the janitor heard one of them say, 'And don’t forget to mention that mysterious stain on Mr. Parker’s coffee cup!' They both burst out laughing, and when the janitor peeked around the corner, they were pointing at an innocent spot on the mug that looked like a tiny fingerprint. The next morning, everyone in the office was talking about who left that hilarious mark.