Kaufman Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Kaufman Law with an unusual package. Over the intercom came a voice: ‘Please leave your package here and never come back.’ The delivery driver shrugged and left the package, never to return. For weeks, no one mentioned it again until a curious neighbor knocked on Kaufman’s door. ‘Anything I should know about that mysterious package?’ she asked. Kaufman smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Just another day in the life of Kaufman Law.’

2. One day, as a regular walked into Kaufman Law for his routine consultation, he noticed something odd on the reception desk: a small sign reading ‘Today’s Special: Free Legal Advice – Ask Any Question!’ Curious, our regular approached and asked, 'Can I get some advice on how not to get caught speeding?' The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Absolutely! Just tell them your dog accidentally stepped on the accelerator.' And so, our hero left with a broad smile—and probably a ticket anyway.

3. One afternoon, while a regular was browsing through Kaufman Law’s waiting room magazines, he noticed something peculiar scribbled on the bathroom mirror in soap suds: ‘Ask Mr. Kaufman if you want your next court case postponed indefinitely.’ Curious, our regular approached Mr. Kaufman and asked him about it. With a twinkle in his eye, Kaufman replied, 'Oh yes, that old trick. Just tell them I’m out of town for an extended family vacation.' The regular left with a smile, confident that his upcoming trial would be delayed—perhaps forever.

4. One night, a neighbor passing by Kaufman Law heard someone whispering from inside: ‘I’ll see you in court… next week.’ The voice seemed familiar, but no one ever admitted to making it. The next morning, an old delivery driver joked with the receptionist, ‘Did I leave any packages there last night? Because I don’t remember anything about going to court!’