Diarian & Bociaga Family Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another quiet afternoon in downtown Chicago when a delivery driver pulled up outside Diarian & Bociaga Family Law office. He had no idea that, as he unloaded boxes into the elevator, an ancient marble bust on the wall would start following him with its eyes. As the bust continued to follow his every move, the delivery driver started to feel a bit uneasy. Just then, an old lady from down the hall popped her head out and asked if everything was okay. With a nervous laugh, he explained what was happening. To everyone’s surprise, she smiled and said, 'Don’t worry, my dear, it’s just Mr. Bociaga’s great-grandfather staring at you for not tipping well enough.'

2. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Diarian & Bociaga Family Law offices, he heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s legal wisdom comes from our new receptionist, who has decided to quote Shakespeare during every client consultation.’ The delivery driver cracked a smile, thinking it was some kind of prank. As he walked in, though, he saw clients nodding along, pens poised above their notepads. By lunchtime, everyone knew Juliet’s famous lines better than they ever wanted to. The next day, the receptionist switched to Mark Twain, much to the relief of Diarian & Bociaga’s more practical clients.

3. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Diarian & Bociaga Family Law, he noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Today is your lucky day—come inside for free legal advice!’ Curious passersby flocked in, only to hear the firm’s partner say, ‘We’ll give you advice… but it might not be what you want to hear.’ A regular customer, overhearing the advice, asked skeptically, 'And what if I don’t like what you tell me?' The partner smiled and replied, 'Then pay us anyway—we’re experts at making people feel guilty!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes good humor is the best kind of legal advice.

4. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Diarian & Bociaga Family Law, he noticed an unusual sight: someone had left their shopping cart right next to the entrance. Curious, he picked it up and found it contained only a half-eaten sandwich and some old newspapers. Smiling, he decided to leave it there for ‘a regular’ who might have forgotten it—after all, lawyers often forget their lunch too.