Alpert Barr & Grant

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Alpert Barr & Grant law firm, someone asked one day: ‘Why do all the coffee cups in the breakroom always end up in the same spot on the counter?’ ‘Because,’ replied an old partner with a twinkle in his eye, ‘the janitor has a secret crush on that particular cup!’ Everyone laughed, and from then on, no one questioned the mysterious alignment of the coffee mugs anymore.

2. At Alpert Barr & Grant, a young associate was deep in thought over a complex case when he heard it—a soft, repetitive tapping sound coming from outside the window. Curious, he looked up and saw nothing but an empty street. The tapping continued, growing louder, until finally, it stopped as abruptly as it had begun. Finally, another colleague passing by asked him if he’d noticed the new delivery guy with wooden shoes. They both burst out laughing—turns out, the persistent tapping was just someone’s unusual gait.

3. At Alpert Barr & Grant, an elderly gentleman once asked curiously: ‘Why does every new intern here seem to spill coffee on their first day?’ With a twinkle in his eye, one of the partners replied, 'Because they’re too busy trying not to trip over our famous oriental rug!' The old man chuckled and walked away, shaking his head with a smile.

4. At Alpert Barr & Grant, a delivery driver kept noticing strange packages being delivered late at night. One evening, he found himself curious enough to peek inside. Inside was a mysterious box labeled ‘Top Secret’. Curious, he opened it and discovered nothing but a note that read: “Dear Delivery Guy, sorry for the confusion—we’re out of coffee.” The driver shook his head with a smile, realizing that Alpert Barr & Grant were just another law firm running low on caffeine.