Law Offices of Jerry Nicholson

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Jerry Nicholson one morning and asked himself, ‘Why do I always get lost here?’ He’d been making this drop-off for months, but every time he approached the building, it seemed to shift slightly to the left. Finally, the delivery driver decided to ask a neighbor for directions. The old man looked confused and replied, 'Son, that office has been in the same spot for years now.' Just then, another truck pulled up next to them, and the driver exclaimed, 'See? It moved again!'

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Jerry Nicholson one day with a large box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed something odd—a strange envelope taped to the underside of his truck’s wheel well. He picked it up curiously and opened the envelope inside to find a note reading: 'Dear Delivery Guy, please deliver this top-secret package to Mr. Nicholson's office.' Below was another note scribbled in pencil: 'PS: Don't forget to bring your sense of humour!' The delivery driver laughed and did as instructed, only to discover that the 'top secret' box contained nothing more than an old coffee mug emblazoned with the words "World's Best Lawyer".

3. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Jerry Nicholson with a package so heavy he could barely lift it. As he struggled, an old man in a tweed suit walked out and asked if he needed help. Turned out it was just Mr. Nicholson himself, who took one look at the package and said, ‘That’s my lunch order from that new Chinese place down the street.’ Everyone had a good laugh, including the delivery driver who learned never to judge a lawyer by his office hours.

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside Law Offices of Jerry Nicholson one afternoon. The dog next door started barking hysterically as soon as he saw the van, even though it had been there dozens of times before. The delivery guy shrugged and got out of his van, wondering what all the fuss was about. Just then, a small head popped out from behind the fence—a curious cat with big green eyes stared back at him. ‘Hey, kitty,’ he smiled, reaching for a treat in his pocket. The dog stopped barking mid-screech, both animals now mesmerized by the tasty morsel. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and walked into Jerry’s office, muttering, “Another day, another mystery.”