About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At midnight, as Larry H. Parker's neon sign flickered, a deep voice boomed over the intercom: ‘Next time you order coffee here, bring cash—credit cards are for suckers!’ Regulars shrugged it off until their credit cards stopped working. Finally, one regular decided to test Larry’s warning and paid with cash. The next day he found his card declined everywhere, but when he returned to Larry’s place, he discovered his usual cup of joe waiting on the counter. Smiling, he realized that maybe Larry wasn’t such a sucker after all.
2. At nightfall, when Larry H. Parker's office lights dimmed, a curious cat would appear on the fire escape outside his window. The animal seemed mesmerized by something inside the building, often sitting motionless for hours until dawn. One evening, an exhausted delivery driver noticed the cat and decided to investigate. Turns out, Larry had left his coffee maker running all night, filling the place with the most irresistible aroma. The cat was just waiting for its morning fix.
3. At closing time, when Larry H. Parker's door clicked shut, an old man in a trench coat would emerge from the shadows and whisper into the empty hallway: 'Case dismissed.' The next morning, the office boy found a pair of muddy boots near the elevator. He laughed, thinking it was just another prank until he saw a note scribbled on a legal pad: ‘Next time, try the stairs.’
4. At dawn, when Larry H. Parker's office door opened for the first time, a sleepy squirrel scurried across the threshold. The squirrel paused mid-scurry and gave him an inquisitive look, as if asking what kind of lawyer deals with four-legged clients? Larry smiled and reached into his briefcase, pulling out a handful of nuts. The squirrel chirped happily, took a nut, and then, with one last glance, ran off into the morning mist. From that day on, whenever anyone asked about Larry’s unusual morning routine, he’d simply say, ‘Just another day at the office.’