About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to William B. McClung with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd: the sign above the entrance seemed to wink at him. McClung opened the package curiously and found inside a live canary. He looked around puzzled, then waved cheerfully to the delivery driver who winked back and drove off laughing. From that day on, whenever someone visited McClung’s office, they could hear faint chirping coming from his chambers—his new feathered colleague had taken quite a liking to singing during meetings.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to William B. McClung with an unusual package. As he walked into the dimly lit office, something odd caught his eye—a shadowy figure sitting in the corner, motionless but for its ever-so-slight smile. Curious, the driver approached and cleared his throat. The figure turned out to be just an old hat on the desk, gently nodding along to some unheard tune. McClung laughed heartily, ‘Just my new client—an old fedora with a quirky sense of humor.’
3. Why did that delivery driver keep stopping at William B. McClung’s office so late at night? No one knew for sure, but some said it was because he was delivering more than just packages. Some even claimed they saw him leaving with a large box marked ‘confidential,’ only to later spot him dropping off something identical at another lawyer’s place across town. Turns out, old Bill had a secret side hustle—delivering custom-made cookies for midnight snack emergencies.
4. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver stopped by William B. McClung and asked the receptionist, ‘Is Mr. McClung in today?’ She replied, ‘He’s here, but he’s not taking any cases involving lost packages.’ The receptionist shook her head with a smile. ‘Actually,’ she whispered conspiratorially, ‘he’s in his office, listening to old jazz records.’ The delivery driver shrugged and left, muttering something about how lawyers always seemed to be doing something mysterious. As the door closed behind him, William B. McClung emerged from his office, humming softly to himself—his latest client was an obscure vinyl collection.'