About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Gary C. Johnson’s law office, afternoons were usually quiet until one day when a young boy walked in with his dog. The dog sniffed around curiously and suddenly started barking furiously at an old filing cabinet. No one else noticed anything unusual—until the cabinet slowly opened on its own. The old filing cabinet revealed a hidden compartment filled with ancient documents. Curious, Mr. Johnson took out one parchment, which turned out to be an old receipt for a pizza delivery from 1987. Everyone laughed as it became clear—the dog was just following the scent of long-forgotten pepperoni. "I guess dogs never forget their favorite flavor," said the boy, smiling.}
2. In Gary C. Johnson's law office, afternoons were usually quiet until one day when a delivery driver asked, ‘Mr. Johnson, why do you always lock your briefcase from the outside?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Mr. Johnson replied, 'Well, my good man, that way I can be sure no one will take it while I'm out for lunch!' The delivery driver nodded wisely and went on his way, leaving behind a smile and a newfound appreciation for lawyers' peculiar habits.
3. In Gary C. Johnson’s law office, afternoons were usually quiet until one day when a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘Hey, Mr. Johnson, your coffee machine talks back!’ Mr. Johnson looked perplexed but intrigued as he approached the coffee machine. The device seemed to hum and then chirp softly in response. Over time, it started giving him advice on cases—sometimes cryptic, sometimes spot-on. Soon enough, Gary's neighbors came for legal help, whispering, 'Ask Gary’s coffee machine first!'
4. In Gary C. Johnson’s law office, afternoons were usually quiet until one day when a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package—marked ‘Top Secret’ and wrapped in more tape than any document should ever see. Curious, Gary opened it to find a crumpled note reading: 'Dear Lawyer, please sue my neighbor for playing his piano too loudly.' Below was a CD of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.' After that, everything got pretty quiet around here.