Dan Carman, Attorney at Law, PLLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually warm winter morning when Dan Carman’s office door swung open with a creak. A delivery driver stood there, holding a package and scratching his head. ‘Mr. Carman,’ he said, ‘I’ve got something here that looks like it belongs in your law library.’ Inside, on the dusty shelf, sat an old, leather-bound book titled ‘The Unseen Witness.’ Mr. Carman laughed, shook hands with the confused delivery guy, and replied, ‘Thanks for bringing that back—looks like someone left it here years ago!’

2. It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon when Dan Carman's phone buzzed with an unusual message from a delivery driver: ‘Mr. Carman, your package just arrived—signed for by a talking parrot!' Dan raised an eyebrow and looked around suspiciously. The only thing moving in his empty office was a small green bird perched on top of his desk. ‘Excuse me,’ said the parrot in a perfect Southern drawl, ‘but I believe you signed for some papers earlier today.’ With that, the parrot flew off, leaving behind a confused but amused attorney.

3. It was just another Monday morning when Dan Carman heard a voice from behind him: ‘Mr. Carman, I’ve been thinking… what if my dog really did bite that mailman?’ Dan turned around with a smile. ‘Well,’ he said, ‘I’m here to help you work it out.’ The owner of the dog looked sheepishly at her pooch, who wagged his tail innocently. ‘Maybe we should talk outside,’ Dan suggested, glancing at the mailman, who gave them an amused nod. And so began their weekly tradition—Dan’s morning consultations always included someone’s pet and a cup of coffee.

4. It was a stormy night when a delivery driver pulled up to Dan Carman's office, umbrella flying in the wind, and asked for directions to nowhere in particular. ‘Excuse me,’ said the delivery driver, peering through the rain-soaked darkness. ‘Isn’t this Dan Carman’s place?’ Dan looked out from his window, squinting into the downpour. 'No,' he called back with a smile. 'This is my neighbor's house.' The driver shrugged and walked away, muttering something about bad GPS. As he drove off, Dan watched him go, shaking his head with a grin.