About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little boy walked into Hirji Law Firm and asked the receptionist if they had seen a talking parrot outside. The staff looked out the window but saw only an ordinary bird cage on the balcony. Curious, they went outside—only to discover that the parrot had vanished without a trace. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a crate labeled ‘Endangered Species.’ When they opened it, everyone gasped—it was a tiny penguin dressed in a suit! The penguin waddled over to the parrot’s perch and said, ‘I believe I’m the new partner here.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing the whole thing had been a friendly prank.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the front door of Hirji Law Firm one afternoon and called out, ‘Hey, you guys ordered some pizza?’ ‘No, no pizza,’ came a voice from inside. A minute later, an old gentleman appeared in the doorway, wearing a long robe and turban. ‘We’re a law firm, not a pizzeria!’ he said with a smile. The delivery driver scratched his head, sheepishly handed over the box, and drove off, muttering something about cultural misunderstandings.
3. A neighborhood kid stopped by Hirji Law Firm one afternoon and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever get clients who come in with their own paralegals?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, that happens quite often.’ A moment later, a delivery driver walked in, pushing a cart loaded with boxes and dragging his own paralegal—an oversized pug named Legalzoom.’
4. One day, an old man entered Hirji Law Firm and asked the receptionist, ‘Excuse me, can you tell me how many lawyers it takes to change a light bulb?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, 'It depends on whether you're changing the light bulb or suing someone over it!' The old man laughed heartily and said, 'I’ll take my business elsewhere.' And with that, he left, leaving behind only a smile on everyone’s face.