About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside and called out, ‘Sean, you’re never open!’ But when he looked closer, the office door was ajar, and inside everything seemed… different. Inside, everything was eerily quiet. Then, from behind the desk, a sleepy voice said, 'Come in, come in—I'm always here!' Turns out, Sean had just fallen asleep over his laptop during another long day of family law. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, 'Guess I’ll try back later.' As he left, he heard Sean muttering in his sleep, 'Next hearing is next Tuesday...'
2. One day, a sign appeared in the window: 'If your ex-spouse owes you money, bring it in person between 9am and noon.' Soon after, neighbors started noticing strange visitors during those hours. Soon enough, a delivery driver showed up with a giant box marked ‘Alimony Payment.’ The door opened, and out popped a dozen pizzas. A neighbor quipped, ‘Guess he’s paying off his ex with pepperoni!’
3. One afternoon, as people were filing into court, someone noticed a poster on the door: ‘Bring your pet to mediation today—no extra charge!’ When asked why he had such an unusual policy, Mr. Lyttle smiled and said, 'Well, it turns out that pets often make better mediators than some humans I know!' The courtroom erupted in laughter, and everyone left feeling lighter—and maybe even more hopeful about their disputes.
4. A regular stopped by one evening, just before closing time. As he signed the guestbook, he noticed something peculiar: every entry had been written backwards. Curious, he flipped through a few pages and saw that even the date was written from right to left. Just as he was about to ask someone for an explanation, a delivery driver walked in, leaving his truck’s headlights on the sign outside: ‘LYTTL EFAM LAW OFFIC’O.’ The regular laughed, realizing it wasn’t some mysterious curse but simply an optical illusion caused by the reflection of light off the glass door.