ServiTax

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At ServiTax law firm, a delivery driver once asked with a straight face: ‘Hey, can I get a refund on that ticket?’ The receptionist looked him in the eye and replied calmly, ‘Certainly, sir. Please fill out this form.’ The driver did so, then sheepishly added, ‘But seriously, it was just a warning.’ To which she smiled sweetly and said, ‘We handle everything here at ServiTax—even when you’re joking!’

2. At ServiTax, a young boy walked into the lobby and pointed at the receptionist, asking his mom, 'Mom, why is she talking to that statue?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Honey, it’s not a statue—it’s our new tax attorney!’ The boy looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. From that day on, whenever someone mentioned taxes, everyone in the neighborhood would joke, ‘Ask ServiTax—he’s got a statue who knows everything!’

3. At ServiTax, an elderly gentleman entered the office one morning, clearly agitated. He approached the receptionist and demanded, 'Can you tell me where I can get my refund for that speeding ticket last week?' The receptionist smiled gently and replied, ‘Sir, ServiTax specializes in tax law—not traffic tickets.’ The old man paused, then sheepishly laughed and said, ‘Oh, well maybe next time!’

4. On a particularly foggy morning in downtown Chicago, a man wearing a fedora and trench coat stepped out of an old brownstone. With a determined stride, he marched right up to the entrance of ServiTax and knocked three times on the glass door. The door opened with a creak, revealing a gruff but friendly receptionist. 'What business do you have here?' she asked sharply. The fedora-wearing stranger pulled out a crumpled piece of paper and said, 'I'm here for my annual tax audit.' The receptionist laughed heartily, shook her head, and replied, 'You're five years late, sir!' And so began their warm banter over some coffee and a few jokes—ServiTax always found a way.