Ream Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ream Law and asked the receptionist, ‘Why do you always lock your office door when no one’s here?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Because our client is a ghost who only works at night.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘That explains why he never signs for packages!’

2. At dawn, when most law firms were quiet, a mysterious figure approached Ream Law’s front door. Knocking softly, they asked if anyone could help with an unusual legal matter involving a missing will. The receptionist, half-asleep and yawning, agreed to take a look. Turns out it was just a neighbor who’d misplaced his will for his dog’s inheritance. After some quick paperwork, everyone had a good laugh—especially the delivery driver who’d been called in as a witness. The legend of Ream Law lived on, known now not only for its expertise but also for occasional cases involving canine estates.

3. Late one night, a neighbor knocked on Ream Law's door, asking for urgent legal advice. ‘I need help!’ whispered the neighbor frantically. ‘My cat keeps stealing my mail.’ After a moment’s thought, Ream replied calmly, ‘Sir, I can draft you an injunction against felonious feline misdeeds.’ The neighbor left, muttering, ‘That’ll teach him to steal my bills’—and Ream went back to watching old courtroom dramas.

4. Late one night, a neighbor knocked on Ream Law's door, asking urgently, ‘Do you represent ghosts?’ ‘No,’ replied Ream calmly, tapping his pen on the desk. ‘But I do handle cases involving strange occurrences.’ The neighbor paused, then whispered, ‘Can you help my cat who only talks to ghosts?’ Ream smiled and said, ‘I’ll take that case.’