Hofland & Tomsheck

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Hofland & Tomsheck, he swore he heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the building. It wasn’t like any law firm he’d ever seen before. Curious, the driver cracked open the door—only to see two lawyers deep in concentration, each holding a pencil and staring intently at their desks. One was doodling intricate patterns while muttering ‘pleadings,’ the other was sketching what looked like a medieval castle and mumbling something about ‘briefs.’ When they finally noticed him, they both sheepishly explained they were just brainstorming for a client’s case… or maybe not.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Hofland & Tomsheck, he noticed an odd sight: a regular, sitting on the steps with a stack of papers and a worried expression. Curious, the driver walked over and asked what was wrong. The regular looked up, smiled sheepishly, and said, ‘Just waiting for my divorce papers to be finalized.’ Turned out he’d accidentally left them in his car, which was parked around the corner. As they both laughed, a neighbor happened by and joked, ‘Welcome to Hofland & Tomsheck—where love goes to die!’

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Hofland & Tomsheck, he noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a small wooden box labeled ‘Free Legal Advice.’ Curious neighbors gathered around, each hoping for a quick fix to their problems. As it turned out, the box was filled with old law textbooks and dusty pamphlets on rights and responsibilities. But when someone asked about evicting a troublesome tenant, out popped an enthusiastic paralegal who’d been hiding inside! Turns out, Hofland & Tomsheck had a secret office in the back of the parking garage.

4. Late one night, as a storm raged outside Hofland & Tomsheck, a delivery driver nervously approached the darkened building. The neon sign flickered ominously, casting eerie shadows on the empty street. Just then, an old man in a trench coat stepped out of the shadows and asked for directions to the nearest bar. Startled, the delivery guy stammered something about it being closed due to the storm. With a twinkle in his eye, the lawyer replied, 'Son, when it rains, even lawyers know better than to keep clients waiting.' And with that, he disappeared into the fog.