Docu-Prep

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In Docu-Prep’s waiting room, a regular once asked aloud, ‘Why does everyone here look like they’re hiding something?’ Another regular chimed in with a smile: ‘Maybe they’re just preparing for their next big deal!’ And as the door opened, revealing a man wearing a t-shirt that read “I’m not late, traffic is early,” everyone burst out laughing—even though no one knew if he was telling the truth.

2. At dawn, when most lawyers were just waking up, an early-morning delivery driver pulled into Docu-Prep's loading dock with a mysterious package. As he signed for it, he overheard two secretaries whispering about something they called 'the ink that never fades'. Curious, the delivery guy peeked inside and found only a small bottle of purple liquid labeled ‘permanent marker’. Later that day, while helping his neighbor fix a fence, he accidentally drew on their dog’s nose. The ink wouldn’t come off—even after several baths—and everyone in town started calling the pooch ‘Perma-Nose’.

3. In Docu-Prep's quiet hallway, a neighbor once stopped for a stretch and whispered, 'I swear I heard someone typing in there all night long.' Finally, one curious neighbor peeked inside and found only an intern diligently preparing documents—while listening to their headphones so loud that everyone else thought they were typing non-stop all night.

4. In Docu-Prep’s lobby one afternoon, a sign appeared on the coffee machine: ‘Please use only if you’re signing something important.’ Soon enough, an old delivery driver approached the machine with his clipboard and said, 'I guess this means I’m signing for my own package!' A few minutes later, another neighbor walked in, read the sign, then carefully signed every receipt he had ever received from Docu-Prep.