Associated Benefit Consultants

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver parked his truck near Associated Benefit Consultants one morning and noticed something peculiar on the backseat—a small wooden box wrapped in old brown paper. Curious but cautious, he left it there, not wanting to cause any trouble. Later that day, a regular walked into the office carrying a large coffee and asked if anyone had seen the missing box. Turns out, it was just an old forgotten lunchbox filled with leftover sandwiches from last week’s picnic. Everyone laughed, and life went on—except for the delivery driver who secretly hoped someone would invite him to next year’s picnic.

2. A young boy walked past Associated Benefit Consultants after school one day and stopped in surprise. The usually quiet office building seemed to hum with an eerie, low-pitched buzzing sound. Curious, he peered inside through the glass door and saw only desks and computers, but the buzzing grew louder. Suddenly, a middle-aged man in a suit popped his head out of a nearby room and shouted, 'Would you mind turning that darn flyswatter off? It's driving everyone crazy!' The boy blushed and ran away, never realizing he was the cause of the commotion.

3. In the early afternoon, an associate from Associated Benefit Consultants stepped out for coffee and found a mysterious note on their car windshield: ‘Your legal fees are now deductible as a business expense.’ Curious, they went inside and saw that their entire parking lot was suddenly filled with boxes of donuts and coffee cups—all labeled as ‘business expenses.’ Turns out, it was just a prank by a friendly neighborhood delivery driver who wanted to brighten everyone’s day.

4. In the middle of the night, a security guard patrolling Associated Benefit Consultants’ parking lot stumbled upon something odd—a mysterious briefcase, glowing softly in the moonlight. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an old business card inside with ‘Free Coffee Mondays’ scribbled on it. Turns out, it belonged to the office coffee guy, who’d accidentally left it there every week. The guard smiled, thinking how nice it was that someone remembered Free Coffee Mondays even after hours.