Kutxabank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Kutxabank and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I use your bathroom? Mine is on the fritz.’ The guard replied, ‘Help yourself, but be quick—we close early today for some mysterious reason.’ The delivery driver rushed inside, only to emerge moments later wearing an oddly familiar suit and tie. He winked at the guard and said, 'Thanks for the loan of your uniform!' Turns out it was just a prank by a neighbor who wanted to teach him a lesson about leaving his own toilet unattended.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the teller and asked, 'Excuse me, but how do I withdraw money from this magical machine?' The kind teller smiled and replied, ‘Sir, it’s simple—just insert your card, enter your PIN, choose “withdraw cash,” and follow the screen prompts.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, then turned back with a twinkle in his eye. ‘And what if I want to deposit some money?’ The teller laughed gently, ‘Oh, sir, that machine only takes out money—it can’t put it in!’

3. One afternoon, a man walked into Kutxabank and asked the teller, "Excuse me, do you accept deposits in goldfish?" The teller looked puzzled, but kindly replied, "Not today, sir." And that’s when everyone started asking if they could deposit their pets. Next thing you know, a delivery driver walks up and asks, ‘Can I deposit these packages?’ The teller says no, so he replies, ‘Just checking—maybe my neighbors can deposit their cats instead!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and from then on, Kutxabank became known as the bank where even pets had savings accounts.

4. One night, a curious tourist entered Kutxabank and asked the security guard: ‘Sir, is it true that your vault contains the world’s largest collection of invisible coins?’ The guard smiled mischievously. 'Well, I can't tell you that,' he said. 'But what I can say is, if they ever hold a coin drive for the homeless, we might just be able to help!' The tourist laughed and left, never knowing whether to believe him or not.