About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At closing time one night, an accountant frantically counted his cash drawer for the umpteenth time. Across the street, a delivery driver whistled a jaunty tune as he unloaded boxes into Siempre Tax. Finally satisfied with his count, the accountant locked up and headed home. The next morning, his colleague noticed something was off: the number of invoices in the drawer exactly matched the number of boxes delivered last night. It turned out that the delivery driver had been helping himself to some ‘office supplies’—and leaving behind perfect receipts.
2. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up outside Siempre Tax and noticed something peculiar in his truck bed—a small envelope marked ‘Tax Returns.’ Curious, he brought it inside. The next day, every customer who opened their return found a handwritten note: ‘Your taxes are now officially audited—by someone who loves numbers!’ Over the weeks that followed, more notes appeared: one customer got a personalized graph showing how much they owed, another received a joke about deductions, and yet another found a tiny calculator hidden among their forms. Eventually, everyone started waiting for their audit with a smile, knowing that Siempre Tax had become more than just an accounting firm—it was like having a friendly neighborhood math wizard watching over them.
3. A little girl walked into Siempre Tax, confused by her dad’s late-night visit. As he fumbled with his calculator, she pointed at the ceiling, asking curiously why there were stars above their heads. Her father smiled sheepishly and explained that it was just a new software they were testing—one that simulated nighttime to keep everyone focused on work. The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then giggled as she noticed the star-shaped pencil toppers on the desk. ‘So Dad,’ she asked mischievously, ‘are you an astronaut accountant now?’
4. A regular muttered under his breath as he left Siempre Tax one evening: ‘I’ll never understand why they close just when I’m getting good at balancing their books.’ As he walked home, a delivery driver overheard him and laughed: ‘That’s because you always come in with your own receipts!’ The regular looked up, smiled sheepishly, and replied, “Guess I’ll just keep practicing until next time Siempre Tax opens.”