H-E-B Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular noticed something peculiar in the pharmacy’s shopping cart area—a baggie filled with colorful pills, neatly arranged like candy. Curious but cautious, he picked it up and discreetly asked the pharmacist if anyone had reported it. The pharmacist shrugged, puzzled, and said, ‘Never seen anything like that here.’ A few days later, another customer found an identical baggie—this time, it contained jelly beans. Everyone laughed it off until a delivery driver accidentally left his lunchbox behind, full of gummy bears. Turns out, H-E-B Pharmacy was just having a sweet little prank war.

2. Late one night, an H-E-B delivery driver pulled up outside the pharmacy and noticed something strange—an eerie humming sound seemed to be coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a regular standing there, talking animatedly with a smiling pharmacist. Turns out, the man had just picked up his prescription for insomnia medicine—and it was working too well.

3. Late one night, an H-E-B delivery driver pulled up outside the pharmacy and noticed something odd on the parking lot—an empty baby carriage with a single pink sock dangling from its handle. Curious, he approached it cautiously, only to see a sleepy-looking kitten peeking out from inside. The next morning, a regular customer joked that maybe H-E-B should start selling ‘pink socks specials’ for late-night deliveries. Everyone laughed, and the story became a friendly urban legend around town.

4. Late one night, an H-E-B delivery driver pulled up outside the pharmacy and noticed a strange sign taped to the door: ‘Closed for emergency restocking—ask us for your next life-saving medication.’ The delivery driver knocked on the door, and an elderly pharmacist appeared, grinning broadly. 'We’re just running low on immortality,' he said cheerfully, handing over a box of sugar pills with a wink. The driver left, shaking his head but smiling, knowing that sometimes life in Texas is stranger than any story.