About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an old man entered Throneberry Law Group and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know where I can get the best advice on how not to pay my bills?’ The receptionist smiled and whispered back, 'Why don’t you try our “Debt Management” department? They’ll show you how!' The old man nodded wisely and left, muttering under his breath, 'That’s what I thought.'
2. A young intern nervously approached the receptionist one afternoon and whispered, 'I just saw Mr. Throneberry talking to himself in the hallway.' The receptionist smiled and leaned closer. ‘Really? That’s odd,’ she whispered back. They both looked around furtively, but no one else seemed to notice anything unusual. After a moment, they returned to their desks, and everything went back to normal—except for occasional whispers from other interns about what they might’ve seen.
3. A little girl walked into Throneberry Law Group with her family one Sunday afternoon. As she passed the reception desk, she stopped abruptly, pointed at the ceiling, and whispered, ‘Mommy, what’s that?’ The mother looked up and saw nothing but the ordinary ceiling of the law firm. She smiled gently and said, 'Oh honey, it’s just a vent.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully then added, 'I guess lawyers breathe through those too!' Everyone in the waiting area burst out laughing, including the stern-looking lawyer behind the counter who gave them an amused smile.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Throneberry Law Group one hot summer day and asked the guard, ‘Is it true that if you sign here, you never have to pay for parking again?’ The guard laughed and replied, 'Absolutely not!' Just then, a neighbor walked by and chimed in, 'But they do get free coffee every Tuesday.' The delivery driver smiled broadly, thinking he’d found his new favorite law firm.