The Flynn Law Firm, P.A.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside The Flynn Law Firm, he swore he heard a faint humming coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw an old clock ticking… only it seemed to be counting down, not keeping time. Suddenly, the clock struck midnight—and the lights went out. Thinking quickly, the driver knocked on the door. A sleepy receptionist appeared, asking what all the noise was about. ‘I thought I heard a countdown,’ said the driver sheepishly. ‘Oh, that’s just our new security system,’ she yawned. ‘It goes off every hour on the hour.’

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside The Flynn Law Firm, he noticed something peculiar on the front steps—a small, neatly wrapped package with no return address and just one note: ‘For Mr. Flynn.’ Curious, the driver picked it up and carried it inside. Inside was a single envelope addressed simply to 'Mr. Flynn.' When opened, it contained only a handwritten note saying, 'Dear Mr. Flynn, I heard you needed a fly swatter urgently—here’s one!' Turns out, someone had mistakenly delivered an actual fly swatter instead of important legal documents.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside The Flynn Law Firm, he noticed an odd light flickering from inside the building. ‘What’s that?’ he whispered to himself, leaning closer to peer through the window. Curious, he opened the door slowly—only to find an old man in a tweed suit, humming softly and polishing a pair of spectacles. 'Ah,' said the man, noticing him for the first time. 'Just waiting for the right moment to pop these babies on.' Turns out, it was just an accountant practicing his hologram presentation skills.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside The Flynn Law Firm, he heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Please leave your package with the statue of Justice in the lobby.’ Curious, the driver placed the package next to the statue, only for it to suddenly open its eyes and whisper back: 'And please, don't forget to take the elevator on the left.' The next morning, everyone found out that the firm had received a shipment of new office plants.