Simon & Katz Law Firm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little boy walked into Simon & Katz Law Firm and asked the receptionist if he could pet their new parrot. She smiled and nodded, but as soon as the bird saw the child, it started talking in perfect English: 'Hey kid, don't you know lawyers never take vacations?' The boy looked surprised for a moment, then laughed and said, ‘I guess not!’ Just then, an old delivery driver came in, scratched his head, and asked the parrot, “So, who’s taking vacation today?” The parrot replied, “Me, I’m off tomorrow.” Everyone burst out laughing, including the usually serious-looking Mr. Katz himself.

2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Simon & Katz Law Firm with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed a sign that read: ‘If you see something suspicious, say something funny’. The receptionist, noticing the driver’s confusion, smiled and said, 'Just leave it here, we'll take care of everything.' She opened the package, revealing a large cake decorated with the firm's logo. Turns out, it was a surprise birthday celebration for one of the partners, who had been too busy to notice anything suspicious or funny.'

3. In the late afternoon, a neighborhood cat began appearing on the steps of Simon & Katz Law Firm. It sat there for hours, staring intently at the closed doors as if waiting for something. One day, a delivery driver arrived with an oversized package. Curious, he set it down next to the cat and left. Later that evening, a neighbor noticed the cat had vanished, but the package was now open—inside lay a stack of papers, some pens, and a note reading: ‘Dear Cat, Sorry for keeping you waiting. We’ll see you tomorrow.’

4. In the middle of the night, a mysterious figure kept knocking on Simon & Katz Law Firm’s door. Finally, someone answered groggily and saw only a sleepy delivery driver holding a package. ‘Wrong address,’ muttered the driver and left. The next morning, Simon found a note taped to his door: “Simon & Katz, wake up or you’ll miss your clients!”