Shaffer Lombardo Shurin

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular’s dog started barking uncontrollably as he walked past Shaffer Lombardo Shurin law firm. The clientele noticed it too—even the usually stoic lawyers paused in their work to glance outside. No one could figure out why the dog was so agitated until they saw nothing but an empty street. Finally, someone suggested that maybe the dog had simply sniffed something peculiar from the law firm's air-conditioning vent. Everyone laughed and went back to work, while the dog continued to bark at thin air for another five minutes before settling down.

2. In the quiet of an autumn afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Shaffer Lombardo Shurin with their usual load. But something unusual caught their eye—a small wooden box, left behind on the loading dock. The delivery driver opened it curiously and found only a note reading: 'Dear friend, please deliver this package to yourself.' They laughed, shook their head, and walked inside, never realizing they were now officially clients of Shaffer Lombardo Shurin.

3. In the dim light of dusk, a neighbor stopped by the law firm and asked worriedly, 'Have you seen my cat? She always comes here when she wants attention!' One of the lawyers absentmindedly replied, ‘She must be in court today—we’ve been arguing her case for weeks!’ The neighbor laughed and shook his head, patting the lawyer on the shoulder as he walked away, muttering under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll know better than to ask for help finding my cat from these guys.’

4. A young intern nervously shuffled through the hallways, clutching her briefcase tighter with each step. Finally reaching the elevator, she hit the button and waited anxiously. The doors opened, revealing a gruff-looking man in a suit who growled, 'Another damn intern?' With a smile, she replied, 'No, sir—I'm here for Mr. Shurin.' The old guy snorted and said, 'That's what they ALL say!' And with that, he walked in, leaving our heroine standing there, briefly confused but ultimately amused.