About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Dollar, Burns, Becker & Hershewe’s and said, ‘I’ve got a package for Mr. Becker.’ The receptionist replied, ‘Mr. Becker is in court today, but feel free to leave it here.’ The driver nodded and walked away—only to return an hour later with another package, muttering, ‘This must be important.’ The receptionist took the packages and placed them on Mr. Becker's desk with a note: 'Important deliveries from mystery sender.' An hour passed, then two, and finally a curious neighbor popped his head in and asked, 'Anything interesting happening?' To which the receptionist replied, smiling, 'Just another day at Dollar, Burns, Becker & Hershewe.'
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Dollar, Burns, Becker & Hershewe's with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed something odd: the building seemed to be whispering his name. Upon opening the package, the driver found only a small note reading: 'Dear Friend, your time here is not yet due.' Confused but amused, he showed it to his colleague later that day—who happened to be a partner at Dollar, Burns, Becker & Hershewe. The colleague just grinned and said, “Ah, looks like someone’s been sending us our own mail.”
3. At dawn, when most lawyers were still dreaming of briefcases full of money, a delivery driver pulled up to Dollar, Burns, Becker & Hershewe’s with an unusual package. Inside was a giant cake shaped like a gavel, decorated with candles spelling ‘Happy Birthday’ and a note from a neighbor saying, ‘Congratulations on another year of keeping peace in our community!’ The whole office erupted into laughter as they realized it was their annual prank gone slightly wrong.
4. At dawn, when most lawyers were still dreaming of briefcases full of money, a delivery driver pulled up to Dollar, Burns, Becker & Hershewe’s. The sound of an old-fashioned cash register chiming in the distance caught his attention—something he’d never heard before. As he approached the entrance, a friendly secretary waved him inside with a smile. Turns out, it was just coffee hour—they were sipping espresso and discussing last night's baseball game. A regular Monday at Dollar, Burns, Becker & Hershewe.