Cutter Law Firm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Cutter Law Firm with an unusual package. As he approached the front desk, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please leave your deliveries in the lobby and don’t forget to knock three times on your way out.’ The delivery driver shrugged and left the package, knocking precisely three times as instructed. Later that day, while walking home, he heard someone shout from behind, 'Hey, did you see the new sign outside Cutter Law Firm? It says “Knock Twice Next Time”!'

2. One autumn afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck next to Cutter Law Firm and noticed something peculiar in the backseat of his van—a strange wooden box wrapped in old brown paper. Curious but cautious, he carried it inside, only to discover that it contained nothing more than an ancient-looking chess set. The delivery driver, puzzled, took out one of the pieces and placed it on the board. To his surprise, the piece started moving across the table, guiding him towards the nearest coffee shop. A regular from there later told him that the chess set was actually an antique with a mind of its own—and now everyone in town knows not to leave their deliveries unattended near Cutter Law Firm.

3. A little girl walked past Cutter Law Firm one windy day and stopped abruptly. Her eyes widened when she saw a paper clip floating in mid-air near the entrance. Curious, she reached out her hand, and the paperclip gently landed on her palm. From inside the office, an attorney yelled, ‘Jane, get that! It’s evidence!’ The little girl giggled and ran off, leaving behind a perplexed delivery driver who asked, ‘Is this place always this… magnetic?’

4. Have you heard about the time someone asked for ‘the quickest divorce’ at Cutter Law Firm? The receptionist just smiled and replied, 'We’re open twenty-four/seven.' A delivery driver once stopped by and asked if they could speed up their case. The receptionist winked and said, 'We deliver justice, but not express service.' Turns out, they meant it literally—they delivered lunch to him every day until his case was settled.